1. You've actually got used to the taste of Gaviscon
2. You recognise that you're on and off the toilet so often that the seat remains warm
3. A "good night" is no longer a reference about a night on the town but sleeping for more than 4 hours straight
4. The indignity of your husband putting your shoes and socks on for you is a better prospect than falling head first into the hall radiator trying to insist on doing it yourself
5. You can no longer sit in swanky restaurant booths unless your friends don't mind you resting your baby belly on the table top
6. Shaving in the shower is strictly "if needs must" basis and if so it's a pretty risky blindfolded task going forwards.....
7. Meal choices are carefully weighed in against a score of 1-10 for resulting heartburn and indigestion
8. You hitch your pants up every 20 minutes and builder's bottom has become fashion forward
Very nearly there - the home straight has now arrived and only 4 more weeks to go!!! Yippee!
